Comedic Showdown Lover Gifts

"Well, well ... if it ain't the Limbo Kid."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

Super Cow

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

The Club Singles Duel.

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

'Fang, what do you think the chances are that I'll marry that girl second from the end on 'Deal or No Deal'?'

Sword Fight

'Sunnyside down.'

'Don't worry about running out of petrol - I just happen to have a spare two gallon can in my rucksack !'

". . . And, Reggie, if you're willing to give me one more chance, I promise never to flirt with another man again!"

World Ping-Pong Federation.

'Say you're sorry and promise to give him a rossette.

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

Fun run vs pitbull parade

'The rival bus tour company has made threats which we're taking seriously so please keep your helmets on.'

'Violets, not violence. Do you sell violets?'

Spaghetti Eastern

Argentea Vulgaris

Chicken Sheep gunfight

'A penny for your thoughts. Fifty bucks for your panties.'

'This is no time to be washing your hair,Margaret!'

'Hey, stupid! Don't start something you can't finish!'

"Gee whizz, Mr. Curtis, a million dollars isn't old!"