Comedic Duel Lover Gifts

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Businessman fences with three others.

Duelling personalities.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

Sword Fight

"We've already projected a winner."

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

What most people don't know is that the 8th Deadly Sin is 'lateness'..."

'It's not necessary to challenge the champ, your manager has already done that.'

With an itchy trigger finger, shoot first then scratch.

"If I had to guess I'd say your son's acne is the result of a sudden surge of hormones."

'Ha! You think I'd really fall for the old 'stampede-behind-you' trick?'

". . . And, Reggie, if you're willing to give me one more chance, I promise never to flirt with another man again!"

Sketches by Boz - The Winglebury Duel - Mr Trott Detained

"Do you think your husband is on to us?"

'Say you're sorry and promise to give him a rossette.

'The guy on the right seems pretty confident.'