Romantic Duelists Gifts

Unrequited Love

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Duel in a wheelchair.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Sawrd Fighting

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

Duelling personalities.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

The New Greek Crisis

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

On the start position

Dodge Ball City.

Strictly Come Dancing Wild West Style

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

Oh, stop trying to impress the witness with all your fancy legal mumbo jumbo, your honor. I saw her first!

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

"Them's dancin' words."

'It's not necessary to challenge the champ, your manager has already done that.'

'Howitzers at dawn.'

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.