Poetic Duelists Gifts

Poets Arguing

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Artists of the wild west.

Duel in a wheelchair.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

The New Greek Crisis

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

'Howitzers at dawn.'

"Last night, I challenged your god to a duel. I won by default because he never showed."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us."

'HEY YOU TWO TAKE THAT OUTSIDE'

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

'The guy on the right seems pretty confident.'

'Toupee !!'

At the international middle-weight dissing championships.

The way leaf blowers settle their differences. . .

"...I'll bet his dad can beat your dad..."

'Then it's agreed, three months from today, we meet here and step outside.'