Intellectual Duelists Gifts

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Genius Envy

"Have you been working out?"

"So, what are you reading?"

Football team discussions.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Bee Chess

Science Snobs

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

Department de Philosophie

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

The New Greek Crisis

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

You! Are thick magazine.

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

Dodge Ball City.

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

Brain vs heart

Radical Think Tank

'He's just messing with your mind.'

Sign 'God is dead!" youth asking "Who's God?"

"The next speaker needs an introduction but won't get it from me!"

Historians' Tiff