Digital Duelists Gifts

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Information Tightrope.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Wild West Text Showdown

'My app just ate your widget.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'Technology hates me.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'Internet' 'Internot'

Businessman fences with three others.

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

Bungee jumping with your PC.

It's only an email, what harm can it do?

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Besides delivering never-ending eternal suffering,how do you want to be portrayed to your customers?' - Web Design.

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'