Digital Duelists Pillows

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Information Tightrope.

Wild West Text Showdown

'My app just ate your widget.'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'Technology hates me.'

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'Internet' 'Internot'

Businessman fences with three others.

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

It's only an email, what harm can it do?

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

Bungee jumping with your PC.

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

'Besides delivering never-ending eternal suffering,how do you want to be portrayed to your customers?' - Web Design.

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment