Dynamic Dueler Pillows

'I hunt, she gathers, and my no-good brother-in-law scavenges.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Duel in a wheelchair.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Wild West Text Showdown

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Businessman fences with three others.

'What was the question?'

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

How about swapping wives for the day?

Man fights with his shadow.

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

conversing using table tennis technology

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

Peace Fighting

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

Things get heated at the outing.

'Shoot! There goes dinner!'