Digital Duel Fighter Pillows

"Do not interfere, Helen. This is between me and my avatar!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Information Tightrope.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

Spam.

I'd rather be phishing.

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Cyberwarfare

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."