Digital Destroyer Pillows

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Computer Game Director.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

S.S.dot.com

Internet Cafe.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Information Tightrope.

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

Cyberwarfare

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

I'd rather be phishing.

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."