Digital Defenders Pillows

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Computer Expert

Where was I?

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Terry had a computer bug.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Privacy Conference Security

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

Privacy - Surveillance

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Clickbait

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."