Digital Divide Defender Pillows

'This is a lot of trouble! -- Why can't I sign up on line?'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

Cyberwarfare

I'd rather be phishing.

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

Spam.

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Computer virus

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

Your computer is not fully protected...

'Halt! User name and password.'