Digital Defier Pillows

"Classical guitar hero"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

To do before Saturday...

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Guru.

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Information Tightrope.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

Spam.

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

I'd rather be phishing.

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

Cyberwarfare

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Computer virus