Digital Defier Gifts

"Classical guitar hero"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

To do before Saturday...

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Guru.

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Information Tightrope.

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

Cyberwarfare

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

I'd rather be phishing.

Spam.

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Computer virus

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.