Digital Defiant Gifts

Password Change Refuseniks

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Information Tightrope.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

"I virtually finished my homework."

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

Cyberwarfare

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Spam.

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

I'd rather be phishing.

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.