Digital Duffer Gifts

"He's got his game face on."

Golfing Bishop.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Jurassic Country Club.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Sleepwalking Golfer

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

And on the Seventh Day...

CEO practices his golf in the office.

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Things get heated at the outing.

"Classical guitar hero"

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

"It's for the virtual fireworks."

Drinking Together on Social Media

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

A Golfers In and Out Tray

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

"Do not interfere, Helen. This is between me and my avatar!"

'Social media? There's nothing social about it!'

"While the duck appears to be calmly working from home, under the surface it is frantically checking social media."

'Use the four wood!'

The quintessential lazy office golfer

'You've made me rich. Would you help me break par?'

Golfing Gods.

Golfer's Leap

Golfing with God: I shot at 85 today. Hey, I shot an 18

'Fore!'

'This next shot's about 450 years. You're gonna wanna watch out for that huge dogleg on the right.'

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'