Dino Duffer Gifts

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

Golfing Bishop.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Jurassic Country Club.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

King goes golfing.

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

And on the Seventh Day...

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

U R Here

CEO practices his golf in the office.

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Things get heated at the outing.

'It's nothing to worry about - Meteors fall to earth all the time.'

Prehistoric Basketball Player

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

'I'm not convinced hunting is an improvement on gathering.'

'I learned a new word today!'

T-Rex Basketball

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

A Golfers In and Out Tray

"WOW! He's a dinosaurs dinosaur."

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

Golfing Gods.

'Use the four wood!'

The quintessential lazy office golfer

'You've made me rich. Would you help me break par?'

Golfer's Leap

'This next shot's about 450 years. You're gonna wanna watch out for that huge dogleg on the right.'

'Fore!'

Golfing with God: I shot at 85 today. Hey, I shot an 18