Dino Duffer Gifts

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

Golfing Bishop.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Jurassic Country Club.

Sleepwalking Golfer

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

And on the Seventh Day...

U R Here

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

CEO practices his golf in the office.

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'It's nothing to worry about - Meteors fall to earth all the time.'

Things get heated at the outing.

Prehistoric Basketball Player

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

'I learned a new word today!'

'I'm not convinced hunting is an improvement on gathering.'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

"WOW! He's a dinosaurs dinosaur."

T-Rex Basketball

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

The quintessential lazy office golfer

Golfing Gods.

'Use the four wood!'

'You've made me rich. Would you help me break par?'

'Fore!'

Golfer's Leap

Golfing with God: I shot at 85 today. Hey, I shot an 18

'This next shot's about 450 years. You're gonna wanna watch out for that huge dogleg on the right.'

"He's got his game face on."