Dinosaur Duffer Gifts

Jurassic Country Club.

Ancient Racing

Golfing Bishop.

Early accounting scandals.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

King goes golfing.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Jesus swept.

Sleepwalking Golfer

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

And on the Seventh Day...

Dinosaur scared of a mouse.

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

CEO practices his golf in the office.

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

'Well, if you could make fire like those ape-like creatures, we would still be at the top of the food chain...'

Things get heated at the outing.

Prehistoric Basketball Player

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

T-Rex Basketball

"WOW! He's a dinosaurs dinosaur."

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

Caveman Basketball

Falling well before Pliocene or Pleistocene Epochs, the Plasticine Period was regarded as a difficult time for anyone who was not called Gumby or his Pony Pal Pokey.

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

The quintessential lazy office golfer

Golfing Gods.

'You've made me rich. Would you help me break par?'

'Use the four wood!'

Golfing with God: I shot at 85 today. Hey, I shot an 18

Golfer's Leap