Dinosaur Duffer Pillows

Jurassic Country Club.

Ancient Racing

Golfing Bishop.

Early accounting scandals.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Jesus swept.

Sleepwalking Golfer

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

And on the Seventh Day...

CEO practices his golf in the office.

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Dinosaur scared of a mouse.

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

'Well, if you could make fire like those ape-like creatures, we would still be at the top of the food chain...'

Things get heated at the outing.

Prehistoric Basketball Player

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

Caveman Basketball

T-Rex Basketball

Falling well before Pliocene or Pleistocene Epochs, the Plasticine Period was regarded as a difficult time for anyone who was not called Gumby or his Pony Pal Pokey.

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

"WOW! He's a dinosaurs dinosaur."

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

The quintessential lazy office golfer

'Use the four wood!'

Golfing Gods.

'You've made me rich. Would you help me break par?'

Golfer's Leap

Golfing with God: I shot at 85 today. Hey, I shot an 18

'This next shot's about 450 years. You're gonna wanna watch out for that huge dogleg on the right.'