Dreamy Duffer Pillows

Sleepwalking Golfer

'Fore!'

Golfing Bishop.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Doughboy Dad

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

Continental Drift.

Jurassic Country Club.

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

"I will never forget it: 22nd of January 2000! That's when a sailor threw a piece of chocolate at me: first time I tasted something sweet..."

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

And on the Seventh Day...

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

'Florabation.'

CEO practices his golf in the office.

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

Snooze Cruise

Things get heated at the outing.

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

'It's nice to get out of that cubicle at work!'

"I wonder if they have any real intelligence!"

A Golfers In and Out Tray

'You've made me rich. Would you help me break par?'

Golfing Gods.

"My dream is to walk with humans."