Divine Duffer Pillows

Golfing Bishop.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Golfer being helped by God

And on the Seventh Day...

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

'You've made me rich. Would you help me break par?'

Golfing with God: I shot at 85 today. Hey, I shot an 18

Golfing Gods.

'Well, what took so long?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Jurassic Country Club.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

Jesus swept.

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

Thanks God!

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Paradise: Collection of wine

A leap of faith.

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

CEO practices his golf in the office.

Things get heated at the outing.

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

The quintessential lazy office golfer

'Use the four wood!'