Divine Duffers Pillows

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

'Use the four wood!'

Golfing Bishop.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

Jurassic Country Club.

King goes golfing.

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Jesus swept.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

Paradise: Collection of wine

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

A leap of faith.

And on the Seventh Day...

CEO practices his golf in the office.

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

Things get heated at the outing.

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

I don

'Dang. Nothing but decaf.'

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

A Golfers In and Out Tray

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

"Jesus! Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"