Divine Duffers Pillows

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

'Use the four wood!'

Golfing Bishop.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

Jurassic Country Club.

Jesus swept.

Sleepwalking Golfer

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

Paradise: Collection of wine

A leap of faith.

And on the Seventh Day...

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

CEO practices his golf in the office.

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

Things get heated at the outing.

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

The quintessential lazy office golfer

'You've made me rich. Would you help me break par?'