Dueling Duffer Pillows

Things get heated at the outing.

Golfing Bishop.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Wild West Text Showdown

Jurassic Country Club.

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Sleepwalking Golfer

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

And on the Seventh Day...

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

CEO practices his golf in the office.

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

Peace Fighting

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'