Dueling Duffer Prints

Things get heated at the outing.

Golfing Bishop.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Wild West Text Showdown

Jurassic Country Club.

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

Sleepwalking Golfer

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

King goes golfing.

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

And on the Seventh Day...

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

CEO practices his golf in the office.

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

Peace Fighting

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

'Em... Hang on a minute.'