Weekend Duffer Prints

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

'This next shot's about 450 years. You're gonna wanna watch out for that huge dogleg on the right.'

'T.M.I.F.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Culture Saturday

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Golfing Bishop.

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Heading off with a packed bag

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"Have a good weekend!"

"It looks brighter over there!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Take a hike.

Relaxing on a sofa

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

City centre pub.

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'