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'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

'This next shot's about 450 years. You're gonna wanna watch out for that huge dogleg on the right.'

Culture Saturday

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Golfing Bishop.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Heading off with a packed bag

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"Have a good weekend!"

"It looks brighter over there!"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

Take a hike.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

Relaxing on a sofa

City centre pub.

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'