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"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Golfing Bishop.

Hot Air Balloon

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

Wordplay: Me.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

Jurassic Country Club.

The Sun Bather

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

No Action Comics

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

And on the Seventh Day...

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

CEO practices his golf in the office.

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

Desert Island

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

Things get heated at the outing.

"Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday! Let's light some candles, take a bubble bath, and talk about the future." "Things a woman will never hear in her lifetime - #14"

"By some blunder the box contained not a model XR500 bomber, but the real thing"

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"Eddie, did you get my memo on off shore investment opportunities?"

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'