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Sleepwalking Golfer

'Fore!'

Golfing Bishop.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Doughboy Dad

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

Continental Drift.

Jurassic Country Club.

King goes golfing.

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

"I will never forget it: 22nd of January 2000! That's when a sailor threw a piece of chocolate at me: first time I tasted something sweet..."

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

And on the Seventh Day...

CEO practices his golf in the office.

Snooze Cruise

'Florabation.'

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

Things get heated at the outing.

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

A Golfers In and Out Tray

"I wonder if they have any real intelligence!"

'It's nice to get out of that cubicle at work!'

Golfing Gods.