Daydreaming Duffer Gifts

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Golfing Bishop.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Hot Air Balloon

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

Wordplay: Me.

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

The Sun Bather

Jurassic Country Club.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

No Action Comics

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

And on the Seventh Day...

CEO practices his golf in the office.

Desert Island

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

Things get heated at the outing.

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

"Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday! Let's light some candles, take a bubble bath, and talk about the future." "Things a woman will never hear in her lifetime - #14"

"By some blunder the box contained not a model XR500 bomber, but the real thing"

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'