Daring Duffer Gifts

CEO practices his golf in the office.

Golfing Bishop.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

Jurassic Country Club.

Casual skydiving.

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

And on the Seventh Day...

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

How to sell healthy food...

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

'And please take into account that my client was acting upon a double-dog-dare.'

Things get heated at the outing.

"I'd like to try something different- something that takes a lot of guts to eat."

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

'You did request our freshest frog legs, sir.'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'