Daring Duffer Mugs

CEO practices his golf in the office.

Golfing Bishop.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Casual skydiving.

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

Jurassic Country Club.

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Sleepwalking Golfer

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

King goes golfing.

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

And on the Seventh Day...

How to sell healthy food...

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

'And please take into account that my client was acting upon a double-dog-dare.'

Things get heated at the outing.

"I'd like to try something different- something that takes a lot of guts to eat."

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

'You did request our freshest frog legs, sir.'