Dedicated Duffer Mugs

"Just nine holes Frank if you don't mind. . . I broke my arm yesterday!"

Golfing Bishop.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I'd rather be at the office."

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

Jurassic Country Club.

King goes golfing.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Dun Decking

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

And on the Seventh Day...

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

CEO practices his golf in the office.

'How's my driving?'

Sania Mirza

Things get heated at the outing.

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

'I learned a new word today!'

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

A Golfers In and Out Tray

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

'Use the four wood!'

'When I come home from a hard day at the office I expect a little more than that for dinner!'

"I'd like to welcome you all to the procrastinators club. I move we defer the reading of the minutes of the last meeting until our next meeting...which has been postponed!"

The quintessential lazy office golfer

Golfing Gods.

'You've made me rich. Would you help me break par?'

Golfer's Leap

'Fore!'

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

Golfing with God: I shot at 85 today. Hey, I shot an 18