Duffer Mugs

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Golfing Bishop.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Zoom Wedding

Jurassic Country Club.

Sleepwalking Golfer

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

King goes golfing.

Caution - Low gravity zone.

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

And on the Seventh Day...

CEO practices his golf in the office.

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

"Why are you smiling?"

'Shoot! There goes dinner!'

Things get heated at the outing.

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

'I learned a new word today!'

Insignificant Jockey

A Golfers In and Out Tray

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

The quintessential lazy office golfer

Golfing Gods.

'Use the four wood!'

'You've made me rich. Would you help me break par?'

'Fore!'

'This next shot's about 450 years. You're gonna wanna watch out for that huge dogleg on the right.'

"The guy who didn’t know his cholesterol, his B.M.I., his net worth, his I.Q., his credit score, his astrological sign, or his ancestry."

Golfer's Leap

Golfing with God: I shot at 85 today. Hey, I shot an 18

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'