Duffer Gifts

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Golfing Bishop.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Zoom Wedding

Jurassic Country Club.

Sleepwalking Golfer

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

Caution - Low gravity zone.

And on the Seventh Day...

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

CEO practices his golf in the office.

Things get heated at the outing.

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

Insignificant Jockey

A Golfers In and Out Tray

'I learned a new word today!'

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

The quintessential lazy office golfer

Golfing Gods.

'You've made me rich. Would you help me break par?'

'Use the four wood!'

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

Golfer's Leap

'Fore!'

Golfing with God: I shot at 85 today. Hey, I shot an 18

"The guy who didn’t know his cholesterol, his B.M.I., his net worth, his I.Q., his credit score, his astrological sign, or his ancestry."

'This next shot's about 450 years. You're gonna wanna watch out for that huge dogleg on the right.'

"He's got his game face on."