Decision-making Duffer Gifts

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Golfing Bishop.

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

"I might just get a pie."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

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Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."