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Desk Duffer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the desk duffer who struggles to stay on top of things? Our collection offers funny and clever items that celebrate their creative chaos with humor and style. Whether it’s a quirky mug or a witty print, these gifts are sure to bring a smile and some much-needed levity to their daily grind.
The quintessential lazy office golfer
A Golfers In and Out Tray
I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.
A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'
Golfing Bishop.
"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"
'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'
'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'
"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."
'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'
'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'
"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."
"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."
Jurassic Country Club.
Sleepwalking Golfer
"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."
"I see it's payday again Perkins!"
'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'
'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'
Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.
Desk Request
IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT
Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk
He was forced to take early retirement.
'This has been his most productive day ever. I almost hate to wake him.'
"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."
"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."
'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'
And on the Seventh Day...
'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'
Sitting In
CEO practices his golf in the office.
"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."
"This is a business, Harris, no place for magical thinking."
Desk Duffer Gifts Collection
Desk Duffer Mugs
Discover more humorous mugs perfect for the desk duffer—each one designed to add a splash of wit to their coffee or tea routine.
Desk Duffer Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows with witty designs—perfect for giving their workspace a playful and relaxed vibe.
Desk Duffer Prints
Browse our fun and quirky prints that celebrate the chaos and charm of the desk duffer—great for brightening up their office or home.
Desk Duffer T-Shirts
Explore a collection of funny and creative t-shirts, ideal for the desk duffer who loves to wear their humor on their sleeve.