'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'
Desk Defector Gifts
Looking for a gift for your desk defector? Discover unique items that capture the quirky, inventive spirit of those who refuse to stay within the lines. Ideal for the creative soul who loves to challenge conventions and add a dash of personality to their workspace, our collection sparks inspiration and celebrates individuality. From humorous prints to bold accessories, find a gift that says ‘I see your creativity and I celebrate it’—perfect for brightening any desk and inspiring innovation every day.
"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."
A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'
"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."
"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."
"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."
Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.
Office Park
Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'
Friday 5.30pm.
I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.
"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"
'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'
Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.
"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"
I'll be back.
Outbox.
'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'
'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays
"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."
While you were out...
'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'
A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk
Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about
'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'
Still Here
"It's the new mobile office."
Man with Sword in Penholder
"We need to talk about procrastination."
"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."
"I'm an assistance dog."
"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."
'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'
Desk Defector Gifts Collection
Desk Defector Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the desk defector—funny, bold, and designed to make every coffee break a celebration of creativity.
Desk Defector Pillows
Decorate their space with pillows that showcase their creative defector spirit. Bold, humorous, and unique—these pillows add personality and comfort to any environment.
Desk Defector Prints
Brighten up their workspace or home with prints that celebrate creative defection. Perfect for inspiring non-conformity and adding a splash of personality.
Desk Defector T-Shirts
Find T-shirts that speak to the creative rebel in your life. From witty slogans to artistic designs, these shirts are perfect for standing out and expressing individuality.