'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'
Desk Defender Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the creative spirit of a desk defender? Our collection features clever, inventive designs perfect for brightening up a workspace. Whether it's for a workspace warrior or a clever office hero, find items that blend humor with personality. From mugs and T-shirts to pillows and prints, our products are crafted to celebrate those who protect their desk space with style and flair.
Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about
"Very impressive, but not quite the 'in-tray test' we had in mind."
'I am an unhappy employee.'
Cubicle Fever
'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'
Job Stress.
Man with Sword in Penholder
In basket-case.
A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'
Overworked in the office
"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"
"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"
The Great Pyramid of Paperwork
A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."
"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."
"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."
Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.
If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...
InOutYada Yada.
"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."
Office zombie.
In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?
Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.
"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"
"Time to do it in!"
Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.
'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays
Outbox.
"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"
Frustrated at the office.
"Help, I'm being micro managed."
'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'
Job Security
"Your family called. When you get caught up, they'd like you to send them a proof of life."
Desk Defender Gifts Collection
Desk Defender Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the creative essence of desk defenders—great for adding a fun touch to any coffee break.
Desk Defender Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to add personality and comfort to any workspace or home environment for the desk defender.
Desk Defender Prints
Decorate your space with inspiring prints that showcase the fun and inventive side of the desk defender—ideal for any creative workspace.
Desk Defender T-Shirts
Discover quirky and witty T-shirts designed for the creative desk defender—wear your workspace pride in style and comfort.