Desk Destroyer Gifts

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

In basket-case.

Overworked in the office

Organization is not rocket science!

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Office zombie.

"Time to do it in!"

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"We need a better piling system."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

Frustrated at the office.

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

Careerist

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."