Desk Divers Gifts

He was forced to take early retirement.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'The Questioner'

Shake it all about sign on desk

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

Office Park

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

"It's the new mobile office."

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"It's his creative time."

Angst - Zeitgeist.

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"We need to talk about procrastination."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

The Hidden World of Desks

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy