Desk Divers Gifts

He was forced to take early retirement.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'The Questioner'

Shake it all about sign on desk

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Office Park

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"It's the new mobile office."

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

The Hidden World of Desks

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"We need to talk about procrastination."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

"It's his creative time."

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy