Desk Dunker Gifts

The 'In Box' on a man's desk is over a trash can labeled 'Out' with basketball net.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Shake it all about sign on desk

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Inkwell Genie.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

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Tell Figgis I'm busy.

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Clock watcher

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Writer's irony.

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

"It's his creative time."

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

The Hidden World of Desks