Desk Dunker Gifts

The 'In Box' on a man's desk is over a trash can labeled 'Out' with basketball net.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Shake it all about sign on desk

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Inkwell Genie.

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

Tell Figgis I'm busy.

Clock watcher

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

Desk Request

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

The Hidden World of Desks

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

One Person Meeting in Progress

Writer's irony.