Desk Dancer Gifts

Footsteps Dance Club, on desk are In tray, Out tray, Shake it All About tray

'No, Ed, you can't have a raise.'

The Hidden World of Desks

"It's his creative time."

Shake it all about sign on desk

Young woman dances in the 'Out' tray on a desk.

Golfing Boss

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

In, out, shake it all about.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Finger on the Z Key

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'