Desk Drummer Gifts

"The drums, Melissa, the drums of passion, they beat for you."

'They're part of our corporate culture.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Golfing Boss

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

A Fairytale Update

"Morning, all!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

I love my Timpani

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Time for More Paperwork

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

National Boss Monument.

Shake it all about sign on desk

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"I feel your pain."

Lumbar support animal

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."