Desk Adventurer Gifts

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Office Park

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

The Corporate Rat.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Business-Class.

'Wow, my own desk!'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

Careerist

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"