Admin Adventurer Gifts

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Draw your own path."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'Arf! Arf!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

You are here.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Office Park

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Can I have a look at the map?

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Lost

Remember to lash from the outside!