Action Adventurer Gifts

"Alright, we'll sell you a life insurance policy...but I'm afraid your daredevil career is over."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Fish hunting for men.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

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Football

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

"That's my boy!"

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'