Active Adventurer Gifts

"You're in desperate need of exercise, so I'm prescribing my 6 year old to live with you for a month."

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Fish hunting for men.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Football

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"Heads or tails?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Shoot For The Moon

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"What's your occupation?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"