Alternative Adventurer Gifts

"Have you been using herbal remedies again?"

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Pub Kendo.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

The early days of tofurkey.

Subway Library

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

Need Wi-Fi

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Floating Dragon

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

Must be one of those underground bands.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'