Alternative Adventurer Mugs

"Have you been using herbal remedies again?"

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Stephen King

Pub Kendo.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

Need Wi-Fi

Subway Library

The early days of tofurkey.

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Floating Dragon

'It's an e-mail in a bottle!'

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

Must be one of those underground bands.

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."

"Realism! . . . Realism!"