Alternative Learning Adventurer Mugs

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"It's going to be one of those days."

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

A Learning Curve.

The early days of tofurkey.

Social distancing

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

Back to School

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

The Multi-Prop Juggler In Training

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

University of Adversity.

Graduate Job Openings

Sales and Learning Experiences

Learning.

"I'll be home late today Mum, we've got Biology"